i am sick.

updates tomorrow, am sleepy already.

what 5 naruto episodes watched when ur sick can do to you?

pffsh.

nighty-night.

teety

ah.

went to thomson plaza today for some lan gaming with samuel, eugene, allen and donovan.

the uncle there was pretty sweet. because we had to wait for 5 empty coms, the rest went for lunch (i ate alr) while i waited in the shop.

so this uncle starts to make small talk about an 18-year old teenager who owed him $85o, prank-called his daughter, scolded fuck you to him and harassed him.

i kid you not.

in fact, he showed me a 7-inch long screwdriver (which he claimed to use as self defense in case the guy went to find him) and a 1-inch thick chain (which he claimed to defend himself with).

hardkore.

anyway, we had a pretty great time battlefield'ing, counterstrike'ing and for me kingdom of loath'ing.

im now level four.

but whatever.

theres chemistry remedial tomorrow, dammit. that means early sleepage.

bleh.

er

so today was just a normal day.

well 'cept for the procrastinage again.

cant be helped since i was practically out the whole day, first church then causeway point.

and this really weird thing happened. as i approached the virtua tennis machine in timezone there was this paikia guy playing it with his cronies and girlfriend beside him. his gf is uber hot btw. anyway this guy is pretty good with the game so ive nv really won him before.

so anyway i challenged him and it was sorta a close call but i managed to win. and his cronies start getting all over my screen and stuff. ah yeah, it was pretty frightening to have some paikias all around you glaring fiercely, so yup.

but luckily thanks to my wonderful dad who popped by to see how i was. ahahaha. and they all dispersed. but i wont be so lucky next time i think.

damn his girlfriend is h o t t. samantha too.

a tad tired now, i'll just drop by my bed now.

au revoir.

fcuk

procrastinage.

gonna attempt my piano theory hw tml. and definitely practice.

i dont feel like going to church tomorrow. there isnt any catechism anyway. a glimpse of samantha wouldnt really suffice. xD

toshiro matsuda is f'ing cool. naruto is like, the best anime imho.

and i will keep to my word. hw all finished by next sunday. ^_^

this bp identity thing is really confusing me too. who is bp anyway? why would someone pose as him? why would that imposter defamate me? blah.

currently trading songs with dingli as usual. katrina's run out of them, so she says.

pffsh.

ehh

im easily susceptible to dust.

kept sneezing all day long due to some massive moving around of untouched items for years. blahh.

guess what, meet the parents session at 4. which is roughly in 1hr15min time.

arghhhh.

i am so going to finish my holiday assignments on the first week. grrr.

sigh

skipped school today.

since they're going to have post exam activities which can nv match up to the greatness of the ewn camp, go for wad. somemore results are so effing bad. i'll just stay home, musikk awhile, golden sun awhile and sleep or something.

also, finally located the nice nice shrek song. dana glover's it is you.

whee. dumbfuck fallacy isnt getting to me anymore.

now then, lets get started.

*ping*

"Chaos Lord, Necromage, Protector, Ronin, Beast Lord, Warl0ck, Acrobat and Angel classes detected. Start Djinn Summoning?"

*grin widens*

swt

okay whatever, pictures or not, im going to post. (might edit the post once i get pics though. but this is going to be a long entry, and the lack of pictures will prolly make it boring or something)

day one

met samuel, edwin, baoxin, shuzhen, allen, bosheng and eugene at northpoint mac at 7.45am. so the atmosphere is pretty good. their bags and mine pales in comparison, seeing as their bags are twice the size of mine.

goes to orchid park secondary, met the instructors and people in the hall. i folded my white piece of immigration paper into an aeroplane, then drew butterflies on it. i guess that was why the lead instructor blared into the microphone about us never to draw on the paper. xD

somehow, when i first saw instructor kamal, i had le feeling i was going to have him. and i sure did. (not THAT have, but whatever)

we then board the bus. sat alone. regretted not bringing hp, but whatever. accidentally sliced allen's thumb with a razor blade found in bus. DAMN that was scary. the oozing blood was repulsive. but whatever.

(isnt this getting long and boring? but whatever.)

okay okay. so when we reach the campsite after 2 hours, i was pretty gayed out. i mean, damn there was mud. and the marquee where we were supposed to have our meals had a patch of mud there. no offense or anything, but mud reminds me of diarrhea. and its soooo coincidental that im a visual learner, so you can piece the thing together.

anyway, there were 5 tribes. teratur, hormat, sihad, inovasi and tekun. they stand for orderly, respectful, healthy, innovative and dilligent. they omitted caring cos they didnt want a tribe name like "sayang", according to the mushroom head ms soo. but whatever.

i was into tekun, and into the subtribe tekun 15. (tekun 13, 14 and 15)

so our instructors were jonathan, kamal and charmaine.

jonathan is the gangster-looking type of muscular man who sorta has a tube which connects to his backpack, which he sucks on occasionally to drink water. (but he always spits some water out, dunnoe why also) he also claims to be 27 years old and having four children already. and he's very fierce. i emphasize very. oh yeah, jonathan is the instructor for tekun 13.

kamal is the instructor in charge of tekun 15, and is a taufik-looking kind of guy. he's the nicest of the bunch too, always helps us in our activities. *hugs* he tells pretty good stories too x) (he also sings pretty well, xD)

charmaine is the instructor in charge of tekun 14, and is a girl. (obviously) short and dyed hair which shows that she is a tomboyish person. ahahaa. but whatever.

on to the day. we pitched our tent, i shared a tent with xuhan, youyong, junsian, eugene, yq, rex and bernard.

then, we learnt how to navigate our way using a compass and also to tie different kinds of knots.

after that, we had our dinner and proceeded to a nightwalk around 9+ IN the friggin jungle which was very dark. you can barely see anything.

so there is this system called number from the back, whereby you shout ONE if you are the last person, and the persons in front of you will consecutively yell out numbers till it reaches the first person, which shows the total strength. (we were partnered in twos, and i partnered joann)

the jungle was seriously dark, so we had to keep close together. also, from time to time we had to whisper messages from the back and vice-versa, such as keeping to the left (due to a nasty mudpuddle on the right) and slowing down (for the 56kers who were blindly ambling down the path)

the funny part was that joann was pretty freaked out by the darkness, so we decided to lighten the humour. we passed messages to the back (peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper ; ITS HOT IN HERE ; WE KNOW ; theres a fricken pony farm on the right, stay away)

among other funny things, eugene and yq were infront of us. joann (who was clutching my hand tightly throughout the walk) suddenly swung both our hands at yq's butt. you can pretty much imagine the response. xD

we then continued to whack eugene's and yq's butts till we were back to the campsite whereby our hands ached due to the excessive whackage, but whatever. *whackity whack*

and then, we were dismissed back to our tents. god said sleep, and we slept.

day two

we had our breakfast, then proceeded to the first activity for our tribe, jungle survival in the oil tree plantation.

the summary of the whole activity was basically to find water, food, shelter and fire. we had to find stuff from a certain area and form the four essentials with it. it was reeeeaally boring. the most boring activity of the 5 activities. but i guess some of the tips were helpful, like how to filter muddy water using ur socks. yes yes, i know, disgusting, but whatever.

we proceeded back to campsite. oh yeah, i havent mentioned the hill and lovegrass right? theres this hill that has the building structure where campers gather and do stuff like wash, eat and so on. below the hill are our campsites. so basically you have to climb to the top of the hill to do everything. and located on the campsite AND the hill are loads of lovegrass that stick to ur pants that are hard to peel off, but whatever.

we had our lunch, and then we gathered in front of the structure for the next activity, canoeing. canoeing was damn fun. me and yiwei were canoeing together and we messed up alot in formation, lol. when we finished basics of the canoe and were going to race, guess what?

it RAINED.

damn right. it rained when the tekuniangs (the gu niangs, geddit geddit?) were huddled in the middle of lake semborong. wow, so fantastical right? it was seriously cool, because the rain made it hard to see and the current was strong, PLUS we had to get back to shore. imagine canoeing in the rain. it was seriously awesome, and everyone were drenched to the bone.

(me and yiwei were the last canoers to get to the shore, btw. xD)

naturally all of the tekunians ran to shelter after getting to shore. and the hormat people were there. we took this opportunity to showcase our songs to each other. hormat had the watermelon song (more like the fruitbasket song, more on that soon) and we had our banana song.

banana song

peeping thru the window
what do people see?
if you want to eat banana
do the proper way

eat me tonight by the moonlight
eat me tonight all alone
i got something to show you
something thats yellow and long!

watermelon (fruitbasket) song

watermelon, watermelon
banana, banana
raisin raisin raisin
raisin raisin raisin
rambutan, rambutan

so that was it. and yeah, the i got something to show you, something thats yellow and long was ambiguous. ;)

then we proceeded to prepare for the campfire night (which would be taking place on day 3)

tekun 13 and 14 were doing cheers and tekun 15 was doing a skit. basically the skit was about what we did during our normal lives and how this was all changed when we came to camp. and i was the narrator. but whatever.

after the rain subsided, we went back to camp. and we took our baths, blabla, and slept.

(god said, come forth john, and receive eternal life. but john came fifth, and received a mug.)

day 3

hokai.

the third activity was rafting. basically, we were given a scenario. suppose you are stuck at one side and the other side has civilization. there is a deep river between, so you cant swim your way through. make use of 4 barrels, 4 poles and a limited amount of raffia string to construct a raft in order to safely meet your fellow homosapiens. but whatever.

iirc, only tekun 13 managed to successfully get all their members over to the other side. the rest had flimsy construction. yeah. poor ashyura and cheryl, getting soaked repeatedly. ahaha. but like what cheryl said, it was pretty fun and the experience was cool. x)

after that, we went back to the campsite, bathed and then gathered. rex was so damn funny. everyone was already gathered but he strolled from the direction of the marquee (which meant he ate) towards us. jonathan was pissed as we had not eaten yet and he had suchh a nonchalant look on his face. xD

he got verbally abused. rofl. but was good, is funny.

after we had lunch, we then had the fourth activity, finding the lost pendants.

we basically had to apply knowledge of navigation and we were given a map with six-figure grid references, of which there were 5 pairs of co-ordinates which had pendants hidden around that area. we had to find the pendant, find it's colour and any words written on it and return to the shelter where jonathan and charmaine were waiting to confirm our findings. (kamal was good enough to help us find =D)

after finishing the activity, we had our campfire. everyone was seated around the fire and we had to perform our acts in front of all the tribes.

the thing is, tekun 15's skit had a part where we introduced our instructors, jonathan and charmaine. we secretly planned kamal into the picture and it worked. the whole thing was pretty fun, and teratur's kengleong was FUGGING FUNNY. his act, omg. me, bosheng and rex were practically rolling around laughing. dammit. his act was something about shaking his head violently and singing some wangwang songs or something.

the campfire wasnt that great, but whatever.

that night, yq and junsian left cos it was too cramped. xD

day 4

the fifth and final activity was the hike up gunung lambak (a mountain) which was 51om high. we had to travel there by bus which took 45 minutes. when we reached there, we were pretty stunned. the place was huge, and we did some exercises first.

jonathan explained that there was a midpoint and the peak. as it was the last day and we were running short of time, those who did not want/did not feel like/could not/would not/would never/did not wish to/wanted to but were too tired to go on to the peak could stop at the midpoint.

boy, the hike was the most fun activity. the midpoint had rope, steps and railings so it was pretty safe. when we reached the middle, half did not want to continue. i did. geez, you came all the way here and refuse to go to the top? what a waste. tralala.

the second part was like damn hard lor. loads of crevises, ledges and slippery rocks but it was all so fun lor. and along the way, we saw old people and liddle kiddies. i was sorta shocked, as i was pretty exhausted but these kids are here barely sweating and from what i heard most of them climb the damn mountain a few times a week. great stamina building, if you ask me.

the view on top of the mountain was breathtaking. everyone was cheering when we reached the top. there was this signboard which said 51om, that was how i knew the height. xuhan took pics of the place and then we went down.

my legs sure were wobbly. but it was all worth it.

after that, we wore our camp tshirt, lunched, had camp officially closed, went back to singapore etc etc.

this is sorta a rushed end, but im really tired. the point is , this camp rocks. i might've complained about it at the beginning, but if there were any such camps in the future, i'd go. i miss the instructors.

but whatever. okay its not whatever. but whatever. my results sucked btw, so im not going to elaborate on those. sigh. tekun rocks.

AHH

omg, the camp was fucking surreal.

damn right, i dont know why most people are so friggin uptight about it. sure, there are flies at night, lovegrass, sharing the friggin tent which inhabitants practice martial arts at night (aka kicking you all over the tent in their dreamland) but aiya.

its so nice LOR.

i wont blog details til i get pictures. *nudges mr pang and xuhan*

oh well.

one reason as to how i got thru the camp was due to her. wheeee.

btw, i havent been online for a few days after the camp. if u were wondering why, my mum was using the com and it got spoiled. yup yup.

tra-effinglicious-lala ~

ehh

so anyway, there is camp tomorrow.

it's an external trip to kluang at johor there for 4days and 3nites so hell yeah, gonna be free from the clutches of singa-fcuking-pore. it also means i'll be back on sunday.

leaving at 9 on thursday, and coming back around 5 on sunday. or at least thats what the teachers say. if theres a bus breakdown, sudden loss of people in a dark gloomy forest or if the bus drivers are mentally-challenged people whose fetish is to kidnap buses of harmless and innocent secondary school students, then our schedule might be slightly delayed. but whatever.

njjjyuuazl.

*grunts with excitement*

anyway, its gonna be damn fun. i can hardly wait, dun tink i can sleep tonight.

btw, the spongebob squarepants theme done by avril lavigne is really damn funny.

whoopsy doo with a cherry in the cream.

feeling a little bit high today.

^_^

arrr

i dont know why i keep posting twice a day, but nevermind.

so 2.3opm me, eugene, bosheng, samuel and typ went to harbourfront.

the girls (junyu, cheryl, meh and yiwei) were actually collecting the class tshirt, but majority of the guys didnt want to tag along seeing as we'd be treated as slaves. (aka carry stuff)

so anyway, we went to harbourfront. and like, we wandered around the mall and stuffs. in the end, we settled down for some food at the newly renovated/built (i dunnoe) foodmall. and it stunk hairy nipples on a monkey's tit. but anyway, whatever.

it seemed pretty dumb to go all the way to harbourfront just to have some chicken rice, so we half-joked about going to sentosa.

well we did.

we wanted to see how much cablecar cost, so we went to the building or the whatchamallicit. and then there was this really dumbfuck uncle who OFFERED us a 3dollar ride in his van-thingie to sentosa, rather than spending eleven bucks on some short ass crappy cramped ride. the way he said like as if hes doing us a favour. (we found out that it was just 1 dollar to sentosa for a busride, more on that later)

so anyway we paid him the 3bucks and damn i felt friggin scammed. but whatever.

somemore entrance fee 2 dollar. knn, so waste money. impromptu decisions suck ass.

and guess what? it was actually raining. wtf.

imagine walking around the hidden civilization or wadeva without anyone in sight in a slight drizzle? yeah, it plainly sucks. later on, we went to siloso beach. still sucked. damn right it sucked. arghh.

okay, so whatever. we went back to the mainland at around 7pm or so. then we found out that actually 1 dollar for busride only, and that the uncle was a dipshit assfuck who scammed us. i hope he gets struck by lightning repeatedly, then impaled on a poisonous stick and subsequently thrown down 4 storeys of a building so he doesnt die but gets crippled, which is worse than death itself. okay, im just being bad here.

then we decided to meet the gals to collect our class tshirt since they were coming to northpoint anyway.

the design is rather pretty, but it *is* rather tight and the sleeves are fricken short. AHHH. need to waste 17bucks again to get a bigger sized shirt, which sucks again. its like, fuck this shit man.

kaninabuchaoflan.

ecksdee

hokai.

my name is ashura, and i am an evil and perverted rabbit of doom. i hail from the land of evil and perverted rabbits of doom, and as you might have guessed already, i like being evil, perverted and doomy. well, if that counts as a word.

so today me and my fellow friends sat for the dnt paper. which was, the last paper for the mye. it was pretty hard, and i sure thought i would fail. hey wait, correction. im confident i will fail. oh wait, that sounds wrong. im sure i will fail. yeah, thats right.

so when the time was up, ms kaur (the really weight-challenged, sarcastic teacher) asked us "are you guys done? can i like, totally collect the paper now? (okay minus the like and totally)"

and we were like mumbling "yeah..", "sure..", "you sure can" etc.

"shut up" was all she said before the class fell into a dead stupor.

well, the art students were already in a "dead stupor" anyway, since their paper was an hour longer than ours.

anyway, the point i wanna make is that.

i am so frrrrrrricken' free.

(maybe not, since i have piano today, but ffs, maybe i'll cancel it xD)

oh yeah, one more thing. next time i blog, im going to be FREE.

*glances innocently at kat*

^_^

..what? xD

ehh

sakura and sasuke lay hidden in the undergrowth of the forest, watching naruto and kakashi in the clearing. gazing at each other for several seconds, kakashi then took out a book with the words "come come paradise" emblazoned on the cover.

naruto stared in surprise.

kakashi glanced up from his book. "whats the matter? come and get me."

"but um, um.. why did you take out a book?"

"why? i got curious as to how the story would develop," he smirked. "don't worry, it's the same whether i read this or not."

naruto was livid. charging towards kakashi with an intent to bash that pervert up, he jumped and screamed at him. "IM GOING TO POUND YOU!"

his first punch was blocked by a palm and his roundhouse kick flew harmlessly above kakashi, who squatted down. he gave another punch and then suddenly stopped in surprise.

kakashi was behind him.

he looked bored.

"a ninja should not let the enemy get behind him multiple times, idiot."

sakura gasped. "his hand posture is the.. seal of the tiger? is he going to use a high level ninjutsu against naruto?"

above her, sasuke was watching intently. "that seal.. it's for fire elements. that teacher isn't going to just run around? "

"NARUTO, RUN! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!" sakura shrieked in horror.

"you're too late," kakashi smirked. "hidden village of konoha's secret taijutsu master art.."

naruto was too slow to react.

"A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!" kakashi yelled as he prodded his fingers into naruto's rear and pushed upwards.

sakura and sasuke sweatdropped.

"two idiots." sasuke sighed.

wth

kay, physics tomorrow.

i envy the science classes. tomorrow is their last paper, but the art classes still have dnt/art/f&n. oh well.

my library is getting bigger. musikk is getting more awesomey xD

thanks for all those tags guys and gals, really appreciate it.

and bp, you can go suck hairy monkey balls on a pogo stick while being castrated by a drunken gorilla on steroids. *cackles*

aiii

wow, what a boring day today.

traded more songs with dingli today. itsa near 3oo count already! music is really good, hypnotised by mcfly, jerk it out by caesar's palace, almost here by brian mcfadden and delta goodrem etc. are all awesomey.

theres absolutely nothing else to blog about, 'cept im getting a lil better in and my minesweeper flags and my tagboard is getting kinda lively.

*yawns*

hakaaa

wow, im so in love with this layout.

its just sooo plain and simple. ahaha. though i regret getting a tagboard. nobody tags! *shrieks* well 'cept for yumiko and kat. *hugs both of you*

im totally dying of boredom now. just swapped songs with dingli and now she's left. arghh god help me. 2 more tests to fanatastical freedom.

hmm, i received a call from mayhao. right after i woke up from my nap. something about an outing in the june holidays, probably be kbox. no other news 'cept for that.

oh my god, naruto seriously owns. and zephyl pwns too. as a breakdancer/DJ. that chikachika sound is so appealing.

*hyperventilates repeatedly*

Edit : Much appreciation to Baoxin for helping me edit the layout. *hugs a hundred and seventy two millionty times*

moo

mm. literature today.

i was kinda feeling in a writish mood which was good actually. bcos at my current seat there isnt any breeze whatsoever 'cept for one day where it was getting really rainy, so there was a nice good cold breeze.

stop rant.

anyway, PoA and Literature students seperated into two groups and the place i sat had a constant wind blowing. so yup yup, pretty good. unseen prose was fairly easy, it was the contextual questions that were kinda difficult. but i dont care. screw literature. xD

so now ive got two more papers left. ffs, just let the damn exams be over already. its soooo mentally straining, studying everyday with my head buried in books that are littering my study table.

who am i KIDDING. lol, naruto is the best exam cure. its so much better than inuyasha. *nods* the storyline flows, good character bases, u get the idea. x)

anyway, for those who realised this layout is familiar, it's actually a variation of ron's layout. xD just that i asked baoxin to help me change the fonts and remove some stuffs. don't think he minds though. ahahas. many people said that this layout is too plain. but i like it.

plain and simple.

*smiles*

Edit : It's Black Friday today. I'll go restart the counter for a darker feel. *cackles*

hah.

just had maths paper 2 today.

you can just imagine the horror. the worst part was that i didnt even have a ruler, and thus had to resort to using my pens as makeshift rulers. now that was an enlightening experience. -.-

anyway ive calculated, the highest possible marks i'll get for the test would be 61.

ive had chemistry, maths paper 1, social studies and history for the past few days. nothing worth commenting about, since i hate talking about the tests themselves. bahhh. got literature, physics and design & technology coming up. 3 more tests to freedom!

damn im looking forward to the sec 3 camp. 2a2oo4 chalet too. class tshirt too. lol, pink in colour. ahahahahas.

im off to memorise the retardedness of malvolio now, so if you'll kindly excuse me. x)