ehh

sakura and sasuke lay hidden in the undergrowth of the forest, watching naruto and kakashi in the clearing. gazing at each other for several seconds, kakashi then took out a book with the words "come come paradise" emblazoned on the cover.

naruto stared in surprise.

kakashi glanced up from his book. "whats the matter? come and get me."

"but um, um.. why did you take out a book?"

"why? i got curious as to how the story would develop," he smirked. "don't worry, it's the same whether i read this or not."

naruto was livid. charging towards kakashi with an intent to bash that pervert up, he jumped and screamed at him. "IM GOING TO POUND YOU!"

his first punch was blocked by a palm and his roundhouse kick flew harmlessly above kakashi, who squatted down. he gave another punch and then suddenly stopped in surprise.

kakashi was behind him.

he looked bored.

"a ninja should not let the enemy get behind him multiple times, idiot."

sakura gasped. "his hand posture is the.. seal of the tiger? is he going to use a high level ninjutsu against naruto?"

above her, sasuke was watching intently. "that seal.. it's for fire elements. that teacher isn't going to just run around? "

"NARUTO, RUN! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!" sakura shrieked in horror.

"you're too late," kakashi smirked. "hidden village of konoha's secret taijutsu master art.."

naruto was too slow to react.

"A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!" kakashi yelled as he prodded his fingers into naruto's rear and pushed upwards.

sakura and sasuke sweatdropped.

"two idiots." sasuke sighed.